What does a scanner see?

I am reading this book by Philip K. Dick called A Scanner Darkly. PKD has written some good books that became movies such as When Androids Dream Electric Sheep that went on to become the movie Blade Runner. He also wrote The Minority Report which became a movie. Now A Scanner Darkly has been made into this cool new movie which is my running favorite: http://imdb.com/title/tt0405296/.

Yesterday the runts and I went to the public library to pick this book up where a police officer became alarmed at the childrens behavior and asked them who they were with when they were discovered running ramshackle through the library then they suddenly bacame sullen and downtrodden when I said they got in trouble.

Anyway I am heavily engrossed in this book and I read almost 50 pages in one day. It is written in the weird style where occasionally the narration is actually heard by the characters in the book. I've never experienced anything like it and it throws you off for a second.

-Aaron

Misc Pics

Matching TatsYoung People

Guy with Hickey


Lois and Mia in a boat waving to you

Dean and Halo

I am going to hang this sign in my Asshash Lab

Jenkem Making a Big Splash with America's Teens

Posing a serious new challenge to law enforcement, and a threat to parents and adolescents all across America, is the rapidly advancing scurge of Jenkem abuse.

It all started on a sunny day in July when I decided to go for a walk. Some freeked-out looking gentleman approached me and asked if I knew where he could "score some Sammy J". I had no idea what he was talking about and went on my merry way. By the time I got home I was intrigued with uncovering more about this so called Sammy J. I did some digging and low and behold I uncovered a veritable cache of information about the elusive new drug "Jenkem".

Evidently the substance originated in the slums of Zambia where adolescents can't afford airplane glue, and has crept it's stinky way across the ocean to the streets of suburbia where children who cannot purchase beer or weed for a buzz quickly caught on to this cheap and abundant hallucinogenic dissasociative. The manufacture of the subtance is easily done in any clandestine lab much the same as meth. All that is needed is a jar.

Evidently all that is needed is your own shit and urine in a jar where it will ferment and generate a hallucinogenic form of methane, which is then deeply inhaled with a baloon, causing a euphoric headrush, followed by intense hallucinations for up to 1 hour affectionately called an "Ass Bash" among the Jenkem community. A common complaint in the JenKemmunity is that the mouth and toungue tastes like dirty rotten ass for hours and even days, depending on the shit-huffer's habit.

Although most of us would cringe at the idea of huffing our own shit-gasses, many adolescents live in their own world where huffing thy crappeth is par for the inhalent course. I asked one abuser how his life was affected by his use. He instantly replied "Man.. All I do is get up in the mornin first thing I gotta do so I can even function is get Jenked..."

Now sweeping the nation are sewage inhaling party's, also known as Jenki's and Straight-up Ass Bashes. Since there are no laws against huffing your own noxious ass vapors, or, for that matter, huffing anothers ass vapors, these parties are runing amuck and unchecked among our adolescent population.

Keeping the peace, Aaron S.

Big Brother 1

This is Big Brother #1, his name is Aaron. He's a graphic designer and he's a gemini. He likes sardines and he is 32 years old. He has experienced mild to severe motion sickness and suffers from frequent and presistent heartburn not to mention heartache.

Aaron is A.K.A. my best friend and he has three childrens. Each one of his children are also my best friends. He is also quite a help when I have yellow jackets or out of control shrubs. Aaron is currently the captain of an all men's amateur ping pong league which he takes very seriously. He wears a shirt with "You can have this paddle when you can pry it out of my cold dead hands" on the front. Amazing, I do not even know where you would find such a shirt, but leave to it him.

Aaron is also prone to mini-panic attacks while driving and exibits several symptoms of other psychlogical disorders. He enjoys using your short comings to analyze your disorders. He is also in the process of developing Psychological Disorder Trading Cards.

Websites

Other websites that I like to visit:

This is where they show pictures of assorted found items:

http://www.foundmagazine.com

This is where we make fun of others:

http://www.engrish.com

This is an artist that is funny:

http://prettyontheoutside.typepad.com/gilmore/

This is another artist that is funny:

http://galleryoftheabsurd.typepad.com/14/

This is the rain forest in Puerto Rico (i've been there!)

http://www.elyunque.com/about.html

This is an art website:

http://www.woostercollective.com/index.php?page=1

This is another art website:

http://www.laluzdejesus.com/

This is a funny picture website:

http://eatliver.com/

Cool aquarium cam:

http://www.mbayaq.org/efc/efc_outerbay/outerbay_cam.asp

Lois and I are BEST FRIENDS

I will take this time to show off some of my "Mia and Lois" photograph collection.

A moody shot, Lois is listening to the snow fall.

Lois is kissing me here:

Lois and I pretending to sleep

Same Face

Check out Lois' shaved arm in this one. She is punk rock.

The Bee Hive

There are some yellow jackets freeloading off me. They have been living here rent free for long enough and it is time for them to hit the road. They are constantly tormenting Lois and me.

There were several successful yellow jacket hunts done in the first hours after i arrived home from work. But there were just too many of them.

Finally, my brother Aaron (pictured with wife Barbara April 13 2003) came over with reinforcements (a fly swatter)and together we killed off the remaining yellow jackets. Things are calm for the time being. I will keep you posted.

This is me and a stuffed animal i picked up at Toys R Us. I did not buy it, but i did walk around the store with it and took a lot of pictures with it.