This is Big Brother #1, his name is Aaron. He's a graphic designer and he's a gemini. He likes sardines and he is 32 years old. He has experienced mild to severe motion sickness and suffers from frequent and presistent heartburn not to mention heartache. 
Aaron is A.K.A. my best friend and he has three childrens. Each one of his children are also my best friends. He is also quite a help when I have yellow jackets or out of control shrubs. Aaron is currently the captain of an all men's amateur ping pong league which he takes very seriously. He wears a shirt with "You can have this paddle when you can pry it out of my cold dead hands" on the front. Amazing, I do not even know where you would find such a shirt, but leave to it him.
Aaron is also prone to mini-panic attacks while driving and exibits several symptoms of other psychlogical disorders. He enjoys using your short comings to analyze your disorders. He is also in the process of developing Psychological Disorder Trading Cards.
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I found it interesting and informative to read about the dramatic hi-flying hijinx's of my life. I must be in denial about the drama.
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